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priscillapricey:

gryzio:

d-hizzle:

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

danish tv is the best thing ever


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blissfulxpleasures:

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

Get me out of this world

blissfulxpleasures:

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

Get me out of this world


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postracialcomments:

imdemetrialynn:

sir-afropunk:

jessehimself:

video below

This video legit brought tears to my eyes. I was depressed the entire day:

ugh this tore me apart.. 

The ending of the video…..


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thatcorbincrow:

ARE THESE SKELETONS HOMO GAYS???? I DO NOT SEE A BONE TITTY I AM UNCOMFOTRABLE

thatcorbincrow:

ARE THESE SKELETONS HOMO GAYS???? I DO NOT SEE A BONE TITTY I AM UNCOMFOTRABLE


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Anonymous asked,
Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?

bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special


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kittenchesters:

im-your-favorite-actor-and-i:

proud-member-of-hermits-united:

danstiel:

englishyoutubersfeels:

vickymaree:

sit-down-john:

the only thing worse than your otp dying

is half of your otp dying

Okay Satan time to turn off the computer.

you know whats even worse? one of the half’s watching the other half dying.

I THINK THAT’S ENOUGH NOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH

what if one half is forced to kill the other

DONT EVEN GO THERE

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH


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missprongs:

Romione - Stay by Rihanna
requested by anonymous

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enemaroberts:

when you go in for a cat scan and your doctor hot af

image


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jdude000:

OH MY GOD


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screamingcrawfish:

queermarauders:

I just realized that in POA not only does Snape teach about werewolves because he hopes someone notices Lupin’s lyncanthropy, but he also takes away Remus’ opportunity to teach about them as they should be, not as monsters, but as afflicted people.

 (via deadbeatrice)


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