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neildegrassetyson:

neildegrassetyson:

So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

  • It’s a mug
  • When you put hot liquid in it
  • It changes from solid black
  • To
  • Pictures
  • Of
  • My
  • Face

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troyesivan:

me in america


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coluring:

i’m closer to the age 20 than 10 this isn’t good


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twiabp:

got a racist response while applying to colleges in the uk, and the social justice in me just couldn’t not respond.


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we-came-here-to-fuckshitup:

wearejohnlocked:

mareeps:

humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid

sometimes a sloth’s metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death with a full stomach

ok


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mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”


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bagmilk:

niknak79:

Physics!

this man has been decapitated and all you have to say is “physics!”??? wow….

bagmilk:

niknak79:

Physics!

this man has been decapitated and all you have to say is “physics!”??? wow….


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dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you


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baionce:

I FORGOT I TOOK THIS PICTURE OF BEYONCE

baionce:

I FORGOT I TOOK THIS PICTURE OF BEYONCE


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