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© everlark

"It’s amazing how words can do that, just shred your insides apart."

 
- Lauren Oliver, Delirium (via satans-ghost)

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andrysb24:

Yes
As a teacher who regularly finds lost erasers I can confirm this

andrysb24:

Yes

As a teacher who regularly finds lost erasers I can confirm this


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downstairs5:

Step away from your $40 American apparel crop top..walk into a goodwill..boys’ toddlers section..find the smallest shirt there..a new tiny crop top for you..$1…


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"Sometimes you gotta accept the fact that certain things will never go back to how they used to be."

 
- Unknown (via golden-needle)

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versacepromises:

there is so much unnecessary heterosexuality on tv


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drakefanclub:

Oh my god

drakefanclub:

Oh my god


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nico-di-angelcake:

  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
  • JUST DON’T DO IT

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linkswife:

earthsoldiers:

earthlynation:

common sense, really

I want all the foxes and raise a fox army.


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rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.


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lightbringing-fallen-angel:

kennedyclintonkat:

brella:

tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them

  • tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them

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minervose:

poplerpig:

don’t u love how movies about the future changed it used to be like 

woa flying cars

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woa holograms

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woa time travel

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and now its just like 

we’re 

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probablyimage

goingimage

to die in some horrible apocalypse 

says a lot about out cultural state of mind


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dynastylnoire:

Welp

dynastylnoire:

Welp


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